Welcome to Federal Prison!!!!
(We are going to help you here; Unlike the Feds that are sending you here!)
(Taken at FCI Ashland KY)
If there is a chance you might be going to Federal Prison in the future, we have the book for you. It is the only CURRENT guide to life in Federal Prison on the market. We just did an update on it at the begining of June 2008. It covers everything you would want to know about; If you knew what questions to ask. This is a unique book that will actually make a difference in your life.
We call it “The Ultimate Guide to Life Inside (and after) Federal Prison”. We like to think of it as “Prison for Idiots” just like those yellow books that have taken over bookstores. It’s a huge book with 230 8 ½”X 11” pages of single spaced text (not some small format book with a fraction of the contents) and a 150 pages of Appendixs. It is constantly updated and you are not spending your money for a book that is based on information that is years old. Be wary of anything where they say they have information on "Federal Boot Camps", "Federal Probation", or smoking in Federal Prisons. Boot Camps and smoking are history, probation is long gone, but a constant rumor that it will return. So be careful of what you buy.
There is no other book like it anywhere. There are a lot of “how to file lawsuits” or "legal forms for inmates" types of books on the market. We have also reviewed a lot of books that were so old that they were virtually worthless, none of which gave more than a few pages to the important subject of HOW TO SURVIVE IN PRISON. A lot of people have read it, from regular criminals to Congressmen. Everyone seems to like it, and like it a lot. It gives you the experience you can only get by going to prison. The author did his research about life in Federal Prison from the inside, when he was in Federal Prison. He also wrote most of the book there. Getting it out of there was another story.
It’s written in a kind of light hearted style that makes it bearable to read and easy to understand. There are a lot of things that your lawyer can’t tell you, because he simply doesn’t know, doesn’t have the time to find out and doesn’t care to spend his time learning. Maybe he hasn’t had the Federal Prison experience yet. When you think about the peace of mind you are going to get here, you'll wonder why you didn't pay the lawyer a few bucks less..........
The Ultimate Guide spends a lot of time answering every question you could think of, as well as many you can’t even imagine to ask. It was written by a former inmate and lawyer as a textbook for new inmates. Check out the "Why you need this" page above. That hardly scratches the suface of what is in here. Some of the information here could very well save your life.
Take a look at the table of contents we have on this site. The Appendix is a collection of documents that were smuggled out of Federal Prison, including an A&O Manual, Halfway House Manuals, Commissary Lists, weekly menus, as well as a lot of the forms you and the family are going to need.
For the price of a night at decent hotel, you can get something that will let you sleep for the time you have left before you leave for your time inside. Oh, if you or a member of your family is actually going to prison (you aren’t buying this for recreational reading) you get a discount since you paid enough already.
Once you get the book, you also have access to the author who will answer about any question you have at a special email address. This helps him keep current with issues you may have. Also tell your lawyer about us. We have special discounts for lawyers on this book, they will help out his clients (which is you) a whole lot......
Have a really good day (while you are out here with us) and get ready to have some acceptable days in Prison (there are no really good days in Prison). I know how you feel and I can make you feel a lot better.
Mark H
P51Mstg@Aol.com
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